I Knew It!

I hate it when people say “I knew it,” especially when what they knew was something unpleasant. Am I supposed to feel better because you’re so clairvoyant or observant or whatever?

And by the way, if you’re so doggone observant and wise, why didn’t you say something BEFORE it actually happened?

I feel better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest. Did you see that coming too?